Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...