Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...