50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...