Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...