On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...