Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...