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The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
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Police are in a chase
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
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Wear A Condom
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12 Year Old Scotch
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Ten pounds of pride
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Candles
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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
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