What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...