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Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
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During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
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The autograph book
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What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
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Beer quote
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A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...