God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...