Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...