The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...