I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...