The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...