Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...