A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Bunch of good one-liners
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Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...