Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...