A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...