Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...