Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...