Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...