I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...