Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!