Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...