Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...