Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...