Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...