Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...