MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
A very insulting parrot
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Tuba jokes
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A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!