What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...