between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...