Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...