Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...