Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...