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Fair Punishment
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Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
The story of a very short man
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All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
3 babies talking.
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