Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...