Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...