Condom
Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...