Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...