Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...