Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Illiterate?
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Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...