Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....