Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...