Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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Different sex outcomes
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What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Grocery shopping
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Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
New bumper stickers.
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Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT