Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....