Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...