Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...