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Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Windows 95
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Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...