Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...