Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...